In what has to be the best sports story of the year for red blooded male American football fans.  This story is so good that we couldn't have made it up if we wanted to.  It reads like something our of Penthouse letters or Red Shoe Diaries (and you thought T.O's Monday Night Football skit was titillating).

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested early Sunday after a fight in a Tampa, Fla., bar that broke out when patrons complained that the cheerleaders were having sex in a bathroom stall.

Panthers Cheerleaders Renee Thomas, age 20, and Angela Keathley, age 26, were locked in a stall in the wee hours at Banana Joe's when other customers became angry that they were taking so long.

The women then exited the stall, obviously upset that they had been coitus interruptus, and an argument broke out and Thomas allegedly punched a bar patron in the face.  She compounded her problems by giving police false identification belonging to a third Panthers cheerleader who was not even in Tampa (we're guessing it had something to do with her being 20 and in a bar, imagine that).

Thomas and Keathley were dismissed from the squad Monday.  Team spokesman Charlie Dayton says the women were removed from the squad for violating an agreement not to embarrass the team or the organization. Ironically enough this is the same thing that Terrell Owens is being removed from the Eagles for.