To recap it as much as I can, Dutch claims he is a time-traveler who is in tune with the secret frequencies of the universe. And, somehow, that just barely taps the surface of his loony brain. Who would have believed that from that bunch of Philly loons that John Kruk would find a home in television his retirement home, and his teammate Darren Daulton would be the crazy one.
His ex wife Nicole seems to feel really sorry for him as we all should. The scariest part of all of this is that he comes across somewhat sane in a discussion manner. He is kind of reminding me of a more sane Tom Cruise. The world does not need a more sane Tom Cruise right now.
Here are some of the random things I wrote down both from the show and a sportscenter piece from a while back along with some random crap drawn from SI and several other sources, all of which boil down to the fact that Darren Daulton is absolutely certifiable…..
“There are people here who are not people”
“Your mind creates the reality you live in”
“There is no good or bad, We’re all the same, but we’re all different. The higher we ascend, the more the same we are.”
“Forces of darkness are working to keep us apart”
“Nicole thinks I’m crazy. She blames everything on drugs and drinking. But I don’t take drugs and I’m not a drunk. Nicole just doesn’t understand metaphysics.”
“I am not an alcoholic, I went to voluntary rehab because the choice was that or jail”
“A rosin bag is just a mirage of innumerable particles constantly speeding up or slowing down. But the Fourth and Fifth Dimensions remain unseen by most people. Their vibrations are at a lower frequency.”
“That will be the end of this dispensation. I really don’t know how to explain it. I don’t know what words to use so people won’t think I’m goofy. But by Dec. 21, 2012 [the last day recorded on the Mayan calendar], people will have a pretty good idea. It’s all about consciousness and love. We have the ability to create whatever we want. We’re all made of energy.”
Now, he has to know that he is going to get killed saying stuff like this publicly, but he doesn't seem to care. He has a book he is working on that will explain it all to us.
Sure it will Darren, sure it will. Now get some help already. You are embarrassing Philadelphia. Not that that's a bad thing.
